Soap is Super Soothing

Ruining my recommended algorithm across all platforms, yet again. There are few things on the internet that bring me as much joy as the Lonely Island SNL Digital Shorts. “I’m On a Boat,” “I Just Had Sex” and “D**k in a Box” were instant classics, but “Lazy Sunday” will always be my favorite. To thisContinue reading “Soap is Super Soothing”

Amazon “No Ragrets” Purchases

I clicked through almost 100 pages of orders for this, ok? Also, I know how to spell regrets. My Amazon order history is not a place I often look. It’s lengthy and a little frightening – it appears that I generally place about 200 orders per year. Yikes. In my defense, that does include aContinue reading “Amazon “No Ragrets” Purchases”

Home Improvement Ninja: Wallpaper

Because why do a project when you have time and resources, when you can catch it (and yourself) unawares? When it comes to home improvement projects, I tend to have a cat-like approach. I meander slowly and aimlessly for a while, looking like I have absolutely zero interest, before suddenly and viciously mounting an attack,Continue reading “Home Improvement Ninja: Wallpaper”

True Life: I Love Laundry

Proof that the best-laid plans sometimes fail miserably and result in you feeling like a big dummy. At about a week old, baby E started having a prickly-looking red rash all over her torso. It didn’t seem to bother her, but it refused to go away. The pediatrician didn’t seem particularly concerned, but recommended aContinue reading “True Life: I Love Laundry”