My Boobs are Tired

Reason #58943 that women are magical, confusing, frustrating beings. Also I really, really wanted to title this “Tough Tits” – sorry, Mom. Breastfeeding is super hard, y’all. Even when it’s easy and everything goes to plan. This is one of those things that doesn’t get discussed nearly enough in the pregnancy-related-sphere, in my opinion. OtherContinue reading “My Boobs are Tired”

Soap is Super Soothing

Ruining my recommended algorithm across all platforms, yet again. There are few things on the internet that bring me as much joy as the Lonely Island SNL Digital Shorts. “I’m On a Boat,” “I Just Had Sex” and “D**k in a Box” were instant classics, but “Lazy Sunday” will always be my favorite. To thisContinue reading “Soap is Super Soothing”

Amazon “No Ragrets” Purchases

I clicked through almost 100 pages of orders for this, ok? Also, I know how to spell regrets. My Amazon order history is not a place I often look. It’s lengthy and a little frightening – it appears that I generally place about 200 orders per year. Yikes. In my defense, that does include aContinue reading “Amazon “No Ragrets” Purchases”

Small Business, Big Talent

Because two-day shipping is great, but shopping small is more fun. Among all of the things that 2020 has taught us, one that stands out to me is the importance of supporting small businesses. Don’t get me wrong – I still shop at Target and Amazon, but I have been incredibly impressed with the creativeContinue reading “Small Business, Big Talent”

Milk and Cereal: A Love Story

A desperate battle between my affinity for carbs and my disdain for the smell of leftover milk. When it comes to food, my father is a creature of habit. Wednesdays are for fish tacos, and Thursdays are for spaghetti. Lunch is a medley of tomatoes, cottage cheese and balsamic vinegar, topped with pepper. Breakfast isContinue reading “Milk and Cereal: A Love Story”

Home Improvement Ninja: Wallpaper

Because why do a project when you have time and resources, when you can catch it (and yourself) unawares? When it comes to home improvement projects, I tend to have a cat-like approach. I meander slowly and aimlessly for a while, looking like I have absolutely zero interest, before suddenly and viciously mounting an attack,Continue reading “Home Improvement Ninja: Wallpaper”